Sunday, August 16, 2009 Heathcliff Analyzed

Heathcliff is seen fishing in his little cat-sized fisherman suit with his little cat-sized fishing rod. After having some success, he comes home walking only on his hind paws, tipping his hat to Mrs Nutmeg and her companion. He then enters a small room strewn with mounted garbage, to which he adds his newest catch.

The most interesting thing about this cartoon is Mrs Nutmeg's friend. Although she appears frequently, she never speaks (probably due to the fact that she has no mouth). One possibility is that Mrs Nutmeg, in abject loneliness, has make friends with a lifesized blow-up doll. Another, more probably possibility is that Mrs Nutmeg has lost her mind. Committed to a mental institution, the entire cartoon is therefore nothing but a figment of her warped imagination.

One Year Ago (16 August 2008) Heathcliff Recaptioned

Giant moths have spun their cocoons in the window of the meat market.

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Saturday, August 15, 2009 Heathcliff Analyzed

Tired of the old woman's cooking, Heathcliff and Iggy imitate baby birds in hopes of a meal of worms.

Heathcliff and Iggy appear to have taken over a bird's nest, and are now imitating the baby birds, screaming with their mouths open in hopes of being fed. Below, a sleepwalking fireman is walking by carrying a ladder. Mrs Nutmeg makes a totally irrelevant comment about the sheer idiocy surrounding her being caused by "those back to school sales."

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One Year Ago (15 August 2008) Heathcliff Recaptioned

Told that he needs to light a fire under his ass, Heathcliff enlists the help of some dragon-birds.

Friday, August 14, 2009 Heathcliff Analyzed

His application to replace Paula Abdul on "American Idol" denied, Pop decided to start his own show.

Heathcliff appears to be howling in pain atop a fence as a group of male cats below stare at a poster for the "Cats Musical." Pop Nutmeg has apparently been watching a PBS Special from the UK about suffering cats, for he is babbling that Heathcliff is doing a knockoff of "that British Show." Any reference to the sign on the fence to "Britain's Got Talent" is lost, as Pop can't read the sign from where he is.

In the sky a crooked musical note floats by overhead, along with a star, a white cloud, an asterisk and a small white egg. In the corner is the frequently appearing black cloud with the odd-shaped Pac Man inside.

One Year Ago (14 August 2008) Heathcliff Recaptioned

Heathcliff gallantly defends the potato chips from the intruder.

Thursday, August 13, 2009 Heathcliff Analyzed

Heathcliff rejects the daily special of fossilized Diplomystus Dentatus fish from the Eocene Period.

A strangely dressed man blocks the narrow entrance to a fish market, holding the skeletal remains of a fish mounted on cardboard. Such an abomination disgusts Heathcliff, who turns and walks away. In the market, a fishmonger tries to turn a horrified customer's attention from the spectacle by babbling about satisfied customers.

One Year Ago (13 August 2008) Heathcliff Recaptioned

Heathcliff mistakes the dairy manager for his cocaine connection.

Wednesday, August 12, 2009 Heathcliff Analyzed

With his office overrun with rodents, the loan officer finally went insane.

A man with fogged up glasses and a mouth full of piano keys sits in a chair staring at a misshapen rodent.

Outside, Pop has failed to notice the strange scene, just as he's failed to notice his own cat standing upright with its paws twisted behind its back. The senile old man seems to be looking at something in the distance which has caused him to believe the economy is rebounding.

One Year Ago (12 August 2008) Heathcliff Recaptioned

The strange man with the net has taken drastic steps to ensure that Heathcliff stops licking himself.

Tuesday, August 11, 2009 Heathcliff Analyzed

"Please tell me that you don't see a huge chocolate doughnut with a golfing cap too!"

Heathcliff is parading through the park, firing hairballs through a flute while dressed as a Scottish inner tube. As he walks, musical notes rise up from his backside. A group of squirrels have stopped their squirrely activities to watch the abnormality pass by.

In the background, a young man makes a seemingly irrelevant comment about controlling the squirrel population. Possibly, if the young man is extremely intoxicated and has a very vivid imagination, he could have mistaken Heathcliff's strange costume for a large acorn. In that case, he could believe that Heathcliff, as a large nut, is trying to lead the squirrels from the park. However, the musical instrument is still unexplained. Heathcliff can not be emulating the Pied Piper, for the Pied Piper did not embarrass himself by dressing as a large piece of cheese.

Analyzing the comic proves more taxing every day.

One Year Ago (11 August 2008) Heathcliff Recaaptioned

The Health Inspector contemplates prison time for Iggy.

Monday, August 10, 2009 Heathcliff Analyzed

With all the dogs having been rounded up, the animal control officer thinks it's time to start focusing on cats.

Catching a group of rare, purple dogs involved in a group orgy, Heathcliff and a man with yellow shoes have managed to impale them with several strands of piano wire.

The flagrant idiocy of this comic prevents little more from being said.

Sunday, August 9, 2009 Heathcliff Analyzed

Heathcliff presents a human woman with flowers, then frightens her with a mouth full of piano keys.

Meanwhile a female cat is standing upright, fluffing her whiskers before a mirror. Suddenly she crosses her arms and stares at the reader. Realizing that someone is actually reading the comic, she sprinkles herself with a food topping.

The woman's husband has now appeared, concerned that a cat is giving his wife flowers. But it matters not, as Heathcliff follows the female cat outside, little pink hearts appearing above his head at the smell of the food topping. The husband watches them go, concerned about the possibly of being burdened with horribly grotesque kittens.

A strange alien craft has appeared in the sky, in front of a single black cloud.

One Year Ago (9 August 2008) Heathcliff Recaptioned

With the foul stench of his litterbox following him, Heathcliff runs for seclusion.

Saturday, August 8, 2009 Heathcliff Analyzed

Heathcliff has driven a baseball bat through Iggy's head.

Heathcliff appears to have shoved a bat in one of Iggy's ears and out the other. Iggy does not seem to mind.

Pop is blathering that Heathcliff is pointing to the hot dog stand. Pop has been out in the sun too long if this trivial fact fascinates him, yet he thinks nothing of a cat wearing a uniform, standing upright and holding a baseball bat.

One Year Ago (8 August 2008) Heathcliff Recaptioned

Pop regretted having repaired his glasses with super-glue.

Friday, August 7, 2009 Heathcliff Analyzed

Heathcliff lures an old woman away from the "Cheap Club" with the promise of a hedonistic night of indulging in cat treats.

Mrs Nutmeg is whining to Heathcliff that there'll be no room for her in the car. Heathcliff appears totally unconcerned, and if he were capable of speech, he'd probably say, "Who needs you, bitch?" After all, by himself he is carrying an 8 foot box that must weigh 20 times his own weight, and he somehow must have paid for it with his own funds. If he's capable of that, then he can probably drive the car too.

Mrs Nutmeg should have no problem finding her own ride home from the "Cheap Club."

One Year Ago (7 August 2008) Heathcliff Recaptioned

Ever innovative, Heathcliff tries encasing his hairballs in bubbles.