Tuesday, August 4, 2009

Tuesday, August 4, 2009 Heathcliff Analyzed

"Sure I can make you look like Garfield, but that doesn't mean you'll be able to produce thought bubbles."

Heathcliff, in planning a major terrorist attack, is trying to order an entire keg of the highly toxic Botulinum Toxin (Botox). The surgeon apparently is familiar with aiding terrorists, for he does not seem surprised at all by the unorthodox request. He merely indicated to Heathcliff that he'll have to obtain the toxin in other quantities.

John McCain is probably thinking that such activities would not be going on if he had been elected president.

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